One time, I got bit by a baby leopard…

And it really hurt…

Britney – “I am finally free”

I am not sure why I even care about all of Britney’s business, but it is also really hard to avoid her business these days. Everywhere you go on the net, there is an article about Britney’s partying or another episode of her playing peekaboo with her vagina.

 

What I don’t understand is that people seem to be so much more focused on how it affects her career as opposed to her children. Madonna goes and adopts a impoverished child and the media is there to ask questions concerning the welfare of the child. Britney parties constantly and has begun passing out in clubs, and her best parental move in it all is not bringing her kids out to party with her.

 

Does she mean she’s finally “free” from her children ? This whole comeback thing has given her the perfect reason to be away from her children “working”. Somewhere there is a nanny raising these children, and that nanny is the closest thing to a parent that they’ll ever have. Mommy and Daddy seem to deal with them as their little pets that they can spend time with when they have time out from their busy partying schedules.

 

Why did Britney have kids ? Maybe to feel like a grown woman. I would think that menstruation should drive that home. She probably didn’t realize she was actually becoming a parent. Obviously, based on her recent actions she’s not aware of what being a parent is all about.

 

 

 

 

It’s time to start Potty Training

The time has come to start potty training Luke. I’m not really sure how to go about it, but I’m gonna learn. We already have some potty training equipment that we got a few months back. To this point he’s refused to sit on the thing without a diaper on, so that is obvioiusly cutting down the chances for success drastically.

I don’t really have a plan yet, so I’ll be doing some googling tonight to get some tips. He actually lets us know when he’s pooped his diaper, so I’ve heard that is a sign that he’s ready to start potty training.

I usually take him in there when I drop a deuce, and he sits on his potty with his diaper on. I’ve overdramatized my excitement over making my poopies, to try and convince him that it’s a good thing. But unfortunately he seems quite content to give me props on my poopies, but he doesn’t seem the least bit interested in being like daddy in this respect.

So I need to figure out what is going to motivate him to use this potty.

Ghoulish

This is a game I made for a Halloween Game contest on Armorgames and Newgrounds. It was my first and only game that I used clay to make all the graphics. It’s kind of slow paced, I wish I had more time to work on it before the contest. I found out about it about a week before the deadline.

Ghoulish