I can’t get past the big head and bad hair…

I am still seeing coverage of the Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump fued, and it’s getting old. I myself have pretty much decided to stay on the fence. I just cannot get past two things :

Rosie’s big head

Donalds combover

Those two factors have made all other points moot for some reason. Whenever I see them talking, that’s all I can think about. How can a winner be crowned if their head is too huge for the crown or it would completely ruin their delicate combover ?

Merry Christmas… err, sorry about that.

It appears that the United States Army made a bit of a mistake over the holidays by sending out recruitment letters to the familes of soldiers that have died in Iraq.

They said they used the wrong database to send out the recruitment letters.

Ooops.

I wonder if there was any data relating to WMD’s in that database.

How many parodies is going to be too many ?

Given that the original “Dick in A Box” was funny, I think having at least one parody is warranted. But I’d like to request that we don’t go overboard with this one. I could be crazy but very soon we might be seeing things like — Booty in a Box and Boob(s) in a box. At that point we will have covered the naughty parts, but then someone will decide that it can also be funny if you use other slang words for those parts. At that point it doesn’t even matter that the joke has already been made, it’s more about putting your own shclong in a box and so we might need to brace for something similar to the “Wazzzzzzuuupp” phenomena.