Sarah Palin ? Tina Fey ? Katie Couric ? SNL ? Anyone care about solutions ?

October 2, 2008

I’m amazed at the amount of quality entertainment that is being produced by the upcoming election. I am sure that Tina Fey is anti-Palin, but should McCain get into office her earning potential goes through the roof for at least 4 years. SNL would definitely have her on the speed-dial.

I am just amazed at the amount of coverage she is getting, instead of actual issues getting covered. Seems like so much of these campaigns are about telling us what the other candidates don’t know as opposed to what they are going to do.

I get it. Palin isn’t as qualified as you would want. But, right now I am wondering who has a solution to our nation’s current issues. I haven’t heard any specific solutions. Instead everyone seems to be dissing the others and pointing out inconsistencies in their statements. Both sides are trying to convince us their the right choice to solve our current crisis, but haven’t told us how and why it’s going to work.

I would think that some quality solutions being mentioned would make the choice obvious for Americans… no ? Our goverment is packed with underqualified and unproductive politicians. We have shows on TV that focus on just politics and deal out quality entertainment on a nightly basis – based on people running our country.

So instead of talking about what the others don’t know. Somebody start helping us understand what you know that is some worth to our country at the moment.  Thank you….

If not.. maybe 4 years of Tina Fey making us laugh is worth the risk of McCain dropping dead.

What’s your iPhone got to do with me ?

October 1, 2008

Forget that I said that. What I really want to know is what your iPhone means to you.  I’ve seen a few of them, they seem cool enough. What is it that has you so interested in browsing the web for information on it ? I have no solutions here, but I do have an interest in you.

It’s all about you now. Lets not just limit it to iPhones. Lets talk about what you want to talk about. Anything, it’s your call. Did you have dinner yet today ? What’s on the agenda for tomorrow ?

Lady Sovereign ? Jelly Donut ? Does time heal wounds ?

October 1, 2008

It’s been quite a while since Lady Sovereign and Jelly Donut’s worlds collided. If you are wondering what’s up with them, I’m wondering the same thing… well, not really. I’m wondering more about you. It’s all about you right now.

What makes you care ? I don’t understand why I cared, although I’m sure it made sense at the time of my orignal posts.  If you’ve got any new info on the relationship, let me know. Cause if you care, I want to know. Cause it’s all about you now!

How old are you ? Where do you live ? What kind of car do you drive ? Favorite color ? What time is it where you are ? Any pets ? This is your chance to let a complete stranger know whatever you want them to know… I’m here for you. I can’t make any long term promises. But I can definitely say I’m gonna get to know you.. if you give me a chance.

So you got a dead pixel on that LCD screen ?

October 1, 2008

Really… Is that the biggest problem today ? I remember when I was in that place, it was the only thing I could think about. Now, I could really care less. But I do want to know what I can do to help you with yours. And if you want to tell me a little more about you, I’d like to get to know you.

My new initative is to make it all about you — as opposed to me.

What color is your dead pixel ? Where is it on the screen ? What’s the make/model ? Screen Size ?

I’ll help you get through this, if you help me understand what makes you tick. ok ?

What have you been watching lately ? You dig the HDTV experience ? Do you have a satisfactory selection of programs to watch ? You got a 1080p thing going ? Do you like pudding ? You have Tivo.

I’m interested. So , let me know and I’m gonna help you through whatever it is you are going through. Or at least listen. How’s that ?

What does “Hot Teacher” mean to you ?

October 1, 2008

Some time ago, I posted about the time a kid posted a video of his teacher online and it became viral. Still… to this day, I get hits from that post I’m guesssing because of the words Hot  & Teacher. What are you doing here ? Do you have a family ? I’m not judging.  Just curious about “you”. Hell, I’m the guy who posted it… who am I to point fingers or judge.

But because I am trying to learn more about you in my latest initiative. I want to know how you got here. And more importantly, I want to know more about you. What you tell me is up to you, it doesn’t have to be about hot teacher – sorry for not following through on what you were searching for… Lets just try to start out with a clean slate and forget about my failings in that arena.
Shoot… I’m listening. What makes you… you ?

Saddam’s been dead awhile, how has it changed your life ?

October 1, 2008

So… it seems Saddam has been dead a while. How has it changed your life ? Directly or indirectly. I’m not picky.

My new initiative here is that it’s all about you. I want to know. I really can’t say how it’s changed my life. All I know is that I see that my posts from a while back seem to still generate hits … why ?

Why are you here ? did you get here via a search engine ? or did you hit another post here and were bored enough to figure out what the hell kind of idiot spends his time writing about Saddam getting hung.

So.. let me know what it all means to you. Don’t stop at Saddam. Let me know about you… I’ll care if it’s the last thing I do.

What’s Britney up to these days ?

October 1, 2008

Ok, it’s been a long time since I’ve read any of the celebrity gossip sites or watched the TV shows that focus on them.  Why ? I lost interest I guess. Expiration date has passed.

But given my new agenda of “It’s all about you”, I want to know what’s up with Britney from your perspective. Is she still unstable ? Does she have her kids still ? What’s up with her and Kevin ? What’s up with her music career ? Does she still speak with an english accent ? Does she still do drugs ?

More importantly.. how do you feel about it ? What does Britney make you feel ? How does it affect your life. Yes… I want to know. More importantly. I want to care. Can you help me out ?