May 24, 2007
I am very pleased with last night’s victory by Jordin. I am happy to say that I picked the wrong person – due to the fact that the voting has been completely ridiculous and it seemed like Blake would be the next Taylor Hicks. But I have a new faith in the people of our great land now, that they’ll be able to make good decisions without being swayed by novelty beatboxing or premature grey hair.
But… the whole night I became fixated on how big Jordin was. Not in a fat kind of way, but in a Chewbacca kind of way. It was very distracting. Everytime she stood next to Blake, he looked a little more like Han Solo. Ryan of course looks more like a Hobbit when next to her. Obviously, this should have no bearing on the results, but am I the only one who noted this many times over the course of the night ?
Another thing… Why is it then when they get these great artists on the show they do a song that completely sucks ? Gwen Stefani… Green Day… J-Lo… Barry Gibb… Kelly Clarkson… Bon Jovi… Fergie… Maroon 5… Kelly Clarkson… All came on the show and sang pretty much complete crap. Some might disagree but I think it’s about time American Idol encourages these artists to sing a sure thing as opposed to trying to promote their upcoming album. If they did that, they could probably release a decent album with guest artists performances. Unfortunately, I can’t think of one performance that I was like “Wow!!! that was great”. Given the caliber of talent that I mentioned above, shouldn’t that be the case ?
Song Selection… Song Selection… Song Selection… It’s still important even after you’ve made it.
Am I the only one that felt like the Sanjaya / Joe Perry performance could have really been a showstopper had you added Steven Tyler to the mix ? or hell.. how about Aerosmith as a whole ? That… would have been a keeper peformance. Instead we get to see Sanjaya run into the crowd and go make the snapping turtle girl cry again. Maybe “Sweet Emotion” ? “Walk this way” ? Hell, you could incorporate Blake into that one as well. I just think Joe Perry alone is like having Ying without Yang…
May 23, 2007
The new Taylor Hicks ?
Do Taylor Hicks and Blake Lewis have anything in common ? Is it possible that for the 2nd year straight a fan favorite will win for reasons other than being the best singer ? Will Blake end up with a career after American Idol ?
I definitely am not saying that Blake or Taylor don’t have any talent at all, but I am saying that I wouldn’t listen to either of them on the radio or in my iPod if given a choice. Success after American Idol really depends heavily on that as Taylor Hicks is now discovering. Uniquely grey hair and underdog likeability doesn’t make a career for you. Blake just might be in that boat, as I don’t think beatboxing is going to make him a career.
The final song by Jordin last night kind of put an exclaimation point on the fact that if she loses, it definitely isn’t about her singing capabilities. As much as I think that song should have sealed it for Jordin, I believe that Blake is set to become the next American Idol. If the masses were voting based on vocal talent, Melinda Doolittle would still be here.
So, that’s my pick, Blake Lewis will be the next American Idol. He’ll be every bit as successful as any other beat-boxer you know of, and he’ll seem far less original trying to make it in the real music world.
May 17, 2007
I am still in complete shock that Melinda Doolittle didn’t make the finals. I guess maybe it’s possible that some Melinda fans didn’t feel it was necessary to vote this week. I would have to think that this surprised everyone, as I don’t think I heard anyone say they thought she’d be leaving this week. It was pretty much a given that it would be either Blake or Jordin.
I get this weird feeling that if such a thing is possible, Blake will probably win the contest. Another novelty singer who wins because of being different in some way, but far less talented. Blake has his beat boxing and Taylor had his gray hair and the “Soul Patrol”.
All I can say is “wow”…
Elliot Yamin and his new teeth made an appearance. Kind of like Barry Gibb and his lip and big teeth, I spent the whole time fixating on Elliot’s teeth. They look like they might be a little too big as well. I think people who have messed up teeth most of their lives end up getting the biggest chicklet teeth they can get, when given the opportunity to pick some out. I give Melinda about 2 months before she gets her chicklets put in.
May 16, 2007
Last night was one of the best American Idol shows ever in my opinion, it really highlights the importance of song selection. I just wish that Lakisha could have made it to this week, cause I think we would have seen a monster set of performances, that would have blown anything that Blake could ever do completely out of the water. Oh well, I’ll have to stop mourning Lakisha’s departure at some point. Right ?
60% chance of leaving
In my opinion Blake should be leaving tonight. He is no match for Melinda’s performance skills and Jordin’s amazing voice and ability to connect with a song and make you feel it. But… Jordin’s attempt at talking back to Simon, opens the door for he potentially go home. I actually thought that Blake’s Roxanne was quite good. I think I like the song more than him though.
40% chance of leaving
For the first time in a long while, I actually disagreed with Simon. Jordin’s peformance of “I Who Have Nothing” was simply incredible in my opinion. The fact that it was older didn’t stop it from being amazing. I don’t think her first performance of that song was that great, but last night’s performace was maybe her absolute best ever. She completely sold that song, and I think we all felt something. That being said, don’t underestimate the power of talking back to Simon on voters.
I think the best strategy is to take the criticism and just act like you respect the opinion… even if you don’t. What could have been a contained situation – Simon saying that the song felt too old for her was nothing major. But her conflict with Simon will basically cause some voters to vote for Blake – like it or not.
I’m going to say that Blake has a 60% chance of leaving and Jordin has a 40% chance of leaving, solely based of her mini-conflict with Simon. Without that conflict, Blake would be completely out of luck and packing bags tonight.
If Jordin is out tonight, Melinda will win it all.
With Jordin gone, Melinda wins hands down. But if Jordin manages to stay, there is a 30% chance that she could win it all — if she can avoid conflict and finish off with strong performances.
May 10, 2007
It took Barry Gibb, his non-existent upper lip, and his catalog of falsetto songs to push Lakisha out the door. Ever since noticing that Barry Gibb has no upper lip, I’ve been taking note of other people’s upper lips. Oddly enough, Blake has almost no upper lip as well.
I feel bad for Lakisha, because she deserves to be in the final 3 more than Blake. He’s a beat boxer for heavens sake. How many successful beat boxers do you know ? Can you name one ? I think there’s a good reason why we don’t know any. Because they are only good in very small doses.
May 9, 2007
That was one of the worst nights on American Idol that I can remember. I also spent most of the show amazed at the fact that Barry Gibb seems to have no upper lip. So much so that I began searching the web for older pics of him to see if he actually ever had an upper lip.
99% chance of leaving
Lakisha Jones – Lakisha really needed to do something special this week to stay. I find myself rooting for her, but it was not to be. I actually think that the Barry Gibb theme really killed her because the guy admittedly sings like a woman, and Lakisha shines in her low register. Kind of sad that such a talent is leaving because she couldn’t sing this crap.
1% chance of leaving
Blake Lewis – I really didn’t care for either of his songs. I am excited that someone is finally saying that the beat box is getting old, I hit that point long ago. I think it’s at least progress that people are realizing that he’s not really that original, it’s not like beat boxing just arrived on the scene. In my opinion Blake should be leaving tonight because Lakisha’s inability to sing like Barry Gibb actually gives her points in my book. But Blake being the last guy I think it’s highly unlikely that he goes. I am actually just leaving that 1% there as a tribute to Lakisha.
Jordin Sparks – I really didn’t like either of the songs she sang, but she sang them very well in my opinion. She really finishes off her songs strong, maybe she’s just been nervous in the beginning of each song. With Lakisha going out this week and Blake gone next week, Jordin vs Doolittle is now on!
Melinda Doolittle – Consistency. She did about as much as one can do with those Barry Gibb songs. They really should do these kinds of shows earlier in the season when there are lesser singers there that can provide entertainment value by struggling to sing like that guy. I mean seriously, isn’t this the week you wanted Sanjaya there ?
Who’s next weeks guest performer ? Weird Al ? Wouldn’t that be a complete roll of the dice for everyone ? They should really stick to the more mainstream music for the final shows, Barry Gibb was Lakisha’s Kryptonite.
May 5, 2007
Was it just me or was anyone else kind of irked by the American Idol gives back show ? Now, don’t get me wrong, I think it was a good concept and there are alot of people that can be helped by the initiative. But… Doesn’t it seem like the 70 million in donations could have been far exceeded had it come from the pockets of some of hollywood’s finest who made appearances on the show as well as advertisers and the show itself ?
I imagine that a large percentage of the donations came from people who are living paycheck to paycheck and really felt for the kids and people in extremely hard situations – like New Orleans and in Africa.
Was anyone else kind of put off by Ellen Degeneres saying “I’m giving 100k”. I don’t know how much she makes, and I’m only using her as an example cause she opened her big mouth with a figure… I’m going to guesstimate that she could probably give 2 million or more on her own and not sacrifice any luxury in her life whatsoever. 100k ? Please Ellen, don’t be so generous, just go do another Amex commercial in the afternoon and give that million or more to the cause.
Add any one of the other “famous” people on the show dancing around and trying to get everyone else to donate to that list. 70 million ?? that’s it ?? I’m sure advertisers pay a pretty penny fo 30 seconds of commercial time, how about American Idol donates all of it for the show that night ? I bet you they could do that and not even feel it. Instead, it becomes a show where they showcase filthy rich entertainers to entice non-millionaire viewers to give their 10,20, 100 dollars that they can barely spare — but will.
Does that seem odd to anyone else ? Couldn’t Hollywoods life of excess make a far larger dent in poverty than 70 million ? Couldn’t American Idol spare 70 million all on their own and not even truly feel it ?